I try not to judge. I really do.
An actual conversation I had with a man while standing in line:
Man: Excuse me ma'am, but may I say your feet are very attractive.
Me: Oh, well, thank you. I don't hear that very often.
Man: You take good care of your feet. Some women's feet look like they been climbin' trees and flingin' poo. It's just nasty. But you, you have nice feet.
Me: That's nice of you to say.
Man: In fact, if you was a black girl, I would ask if I could kiss those feet.
Me: Um.....
Thank God in Heaven that at that moment the cashier greeted me and asked for my preferred customer card so that I didn't have to answer the creepy foot fetish guy.
3 comments:
to prove to alex that we do read your blog, may i just say: that man is just plain wrong, not that you don't have nice feet (i actually have no clue) but randomly having that conversation in a store line and then pulling the race card... super creepy and weird
icky!
I would have flung some poo on him with your beautiful feet!
That is GREAT! It's crazy how awkward people can make us feel by saying such bizarre things :-)
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